So I jumped on Skype and after a couple minutes bouncing some names with Roman (who I have no idea where in the world he is) and we come up with: novulns.teammentor.net
What do you think? does it work?
For reference here are the other names we come up with (by order of appearance):
Note how looking at this list, it's possible to see the chain-of-ideas that lead us to the last one (which just clicked for us)